Insert video package featuring highlights of the competitors in the LLR Grand Tournament, cutting to a shot inside the arena. The crowd's pumping and fireworks start saturating the stage.

u/LastBlueHero; "Good Evening, Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight you join us at the next stop in the Road to Wrestlemania, the Elimination Chamber. I'm LastBlueHero joined by Cichael Mole on commentary tonight, and Cichael don't we have one heck of a match card to follow through on."

Cichael Mole; "Darn tooting, cowboy, I'm downright sweating at the thought of some of these hunky chunks just being near me. We got ladder matches, singles matches, tournament matches, and even an unsanctioned match. Long-time friends Steve & Genisis are having at it!"

u/LastBlueHero: "Jesus, Cichael, you sound too excited for this. Did you have a coffee or something? Doesn't matter, do you think I'm going to be near people that put poison in their bodies? Huh, do ya?"

Cichael Mole: "Heyyy uhh, I'm contractually obliged to be here, bud. I get paid regardless. Nonetheless, we're getting distracted from what's gonna be a great show. Which match are you looking forward to the most, LBH?"

u/LastBlueHero: "Unlike you, Cichael, I can focus on multiple things at the same time. I'm not just thinking about one amazing matchup, I'm looking at them all. All the diverse predictors that have made their way to LLR in the last few weeks, all vying for the LLR Grand Championship. Cichael, you've got to fix your tie, you fuckin-"

As the camera is panned on LBH & Cichael bickering, a small roar from the crowd can be heard. LBH too infuriated by his failure of an announcing partner doesn't notice a single glass bottle being launched from ringside, clocking him on the side of the forehead. Confused, dazed, and with a slight wound LBH swivels back around to notice an angry and noticeably drunk Bong dive over the announce desk, taking out both LBH & Cichael.

Bong and LBH scramble for control, both throwing whatever offense they possibly can, most of which hits Cichael. The crowd is loving it, jeering away, until the arena security runs down the ramp. The first black shirt to grab Bong receives a swift bottling to his head, always assume Bong has more than one bottle on him, whether that's in a fight or in a pub. The rest of security gathers quickly, lifting LBH & Cichael to their feet and away from the belligerence of the angry Scotsman.

r/Mlgbonghits4: "YOU FUCKING CUNT, COST ME MY RUMBLE YA DICK-get yer Fucking hands aff me- YOU'RE DEAD YOU FUCKING ENGLISH DICK, YA WANK"

Bong is successfully taken backstage by the security, LastBlueHero & Cichael Mole return to their seats while a ringside medic checks LBH's head.

Cichael Mole: "Wow, I don't know about you LBH but what a varied and unique opening to a show. After seeing him up close and personal I'm very excited to see Bong in action."

u/LastBlueHero: "Oh fuck off, you clown."