Hello! Friendly full-swap Aussie couple coming to LA as tourists in less than 12 weeks....

We are fit, non smokers, HWP, and very experienced in same-room fun.

Looking for horny, sane non-smokers who are in shape like us.

HE is a horny stayer, dirty talker extraordinaire, considerate and non-pushy. A respectful pleaser, in mild-dom disguise LOL

SHE is a gorgeous nympho slut, a dream MILF who loves meeting hard confident men and fucking them ASAP as her man watches/does likewise with the partner.

We think we are pretty easy on the eye. You be the judge when we swap pix.

We like to get it on with a minimum of fuss if everyone is in agreement. But we are not at all pushy. We figure the selection process (starting here) will allow us a great chance to meet and have fun with the right couple on the same day, having ticked all boxes in interim correspondence. Photo swap, messaging, even 4way phone chat will be helpful.

If you like horny mature couples or accents, or both, or just want to meet a nice friendly couple from Down Under, we are open to everything.

Sorry to be blunt but here is the ''nah'' list. No single men, druggies, obese people or flakes. Timewasters are encouraged to enquire elsewhere. If you are new or unsure, and would never dream of playing on a first date, we are not for you.

We are nice, sensible parents with good day jobs. But on holiday, we want to get nasty ;-p

Flights are already booked, we will be staying in a hotel near the tourist hotspots i.e. North Hollywood/Universal Studios, somewhere like that. Even though we live in a city of 6 million, driving across a massive and unfamiliar metropolis like L.A. on holiday is NOT our idea of a good time. We will be able to host.

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