Alright, I’m just gonna say it—it’s been way too long since I’ve had a BJ, and I miss it. My wife? Yeah, she’s officially retired from that department, and let’s just say, I’m feeling the drought. So, I’m on the hunt for a generous, discreet, and talented throat goat who loves to give and expects nothing more than a fun, stress-free time in return. No drama, no strings, just good vibes and great service.
A few possible scenarios we can make happen: 💻 Stopping by while I’m “working” (turns out Zoom calls are easy to mute) 🚗 A quick rendezvous in the car, because let’s be real, that thrill never gets old 🏨 Hotel meetup if you prefer something more comfortable 🍔 Grabbing some fast food after, because let’s be honest, we’ll both be hungry
What I bring to the table:
A dad bod that’s been expertly maintained through years of avoiding cardio A deep and genuine appreciation for BJs—seriously, they’re my favorite thing in the world A laid-back attitude, full discretion, and zero pressure or expectations Feedback (if you're looking for that) and confirmation that you are good at your craft What I’m looking for:
Someone who loves to give and takes pride in her work A fun, chill, and discreet partner who understands the no drama, no complications vibe Bonus points if you get satisfaction from making a guy weak in the knees 😉 If you’re interested, slide into my DMs. I'm flexible if you have specific requests and we can figure this out together. Hope to hear from you!
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