Shalom, ladies! If you're looking for a chutzpah filled, easy-going guy who’s as devoted to his marriage as he is to his gym routine—look no further! I'm a married Jewish hunk with a sense of humor and a nice tuchus (yes, I said it). I can rock a Yarmulke like nobody’s business and I don't even have a bald spot to cover up.
Besides fending off all the goyim ladies trying to grab my butt, I spend my free time doing things like reading, sports (mainly watching, who am I kidding?), checking out the good food spots in town, and learning new instruments.
Physically speaking, I've got the typical Jewish look going for me. I'd place myself in the realm of Seth Rogen, Adam Sandler, Jack Black, etc.
Looking for someone age-appropriate, genuine, and interested in something long term.
Swipe right if you like nice butts, bad puns, and a good bagel.
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