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The lady posted stating she had an open spot looking to hire one person for the Muff Diving Friends with Benefits (MDFB) position.
Her ad went on to state that the MDFB includes the presence of a friendship, sexual activity, and the absence of an established commitment. The primary responsibility of an MDFB is to support her need for high quality and thorough satisfaction in a casual but fun way.
Her ad read as follows:
Key Responsibilities
• Frequent tongue and hand action to highly sensitive areas
• Manage and maintain several orgasms
• Fostering strong and healthy relationships with her pussy
• Assume additional responsibilities as required reporting to her
Educational Requirements
• Minimum level of education required: Bachelor’s Degree in Oral Skills
• Master’s degree preferred in advanced Cockology and/or Pusstery
Working Conditions
• To be discussed
Benefits
• Mutual orgasms
• A fun and lighthearted work environment
• A sexy colleague
Position Knowledge/Skills and Abilities Requirements
• An ability to create a safe and consensual sexual environment
• Knowledge of a woman’s body
• Enthusiasm for giving prolonged oral including face sitting when requested
• Ability to laugh
• Clean bill of health
Well she called me in for an interview and told me to undress and get on my back on her bed. She proceeded to undress and then told me to stick out my tongue and straddled my clean shaven face. She told me to shave right before coming over. I probably had my face feasting between her legs in various positions for over an hour as she had many violent and some shorter orgasms while my face was between her legs. Several times I thought she was going to crack my skull and her legs were wrapped around my face like a vice. At one point she put me in her mouth and then got on top of me for several long rides. I was sweaty and so aroused and had two intense orgasm but for round three she just had a rock hard cock to impale her while she climaxed a bit more.
I am white, 6', 200, great working equipment, thick and cut groomed mushroom head with shaved balls, plus obviously a very very skilled mouth, tongue and fingers. All prospective employers must be over 18. If interested contact me to set up a job interview. I always arrive promptly and never leave early. I work hard until the job is totally done to the total satisfaction of my prospective employer and I never leave or stop early. Hopefully you will interview me and if I pass I will immediately delete all my posts as I am only seeking one employer. I do not have the time for multiple jobs. I do not drink or smoke, nor take drugs. Plus I take excellent care of myself and look young for my age. I am also well educated.
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