When you step into the Tim Beck fandom realm, you're not going any old place. You're coming to the underground fight club of offense. Prepare to be battered. But don't worry, after you've spent your newbie time being offensively pummeled, you'll have joined the ranks of the spread offense elite.

Then you'll see the football field for what it truly is. All those offensive coordinators going around without a thought in their head. You'll hate it. You'll become just like him. And you'll start loving it. The power of intelligence, of absolute intellectual superiority. It'll become a high score you chase, constantly learning and winning.

You'll finally be a Tim Beck.