SW Nassau near Bay Park is where this Queer AF, fully adaptable, versatile, dommy switch brat wrangler can host on a regular basis.

I’ve got a dad bod without the baby drama.

The absolute sexiest thing a person can do is clearly express their desires, limits, and enthusiastic consent.

A lifetime of experience which, when combined with yours, can help us to craft the best possible scenario in which everyone arrives with appropriate expectations, and leaves satisfied.

Whether it’s your first time or you’re a living legend, I am looking for ongoing relationships of a kinky and/or sexual nature with likeminded adults. I don’t care what’s in your pants, so long as I can put it on/in my mouth and/or on/in my 🍑. I like putting what’s in my pants into/onto things too.

I believe that people’s business in the bedroom should stay there, but I do not believe in deceiving a romantic partner. So no, a DL setup to hide it from your wife is not going to fly with me. If you are married or otherwise committed to a relationship, either invite them along or have me connect with them to get permission directly.

Kinks? Couples? Groups? Sign me up!

Smoke green and sniff the deodorizer, but please leave the hard stuff at home for your own time.

Under no circumstances will anyone meet me without sending face pics. Hard boundary.

Sniff me out on $Ċ or F3tL1f3. i’ll bet you know my name, and if you don’t, just do a very basic scan of my profile and it will become apparent.

Chances are I’m not looking to meet right away, but please bring that kind of enthusiasm to the conversation!

Do better than just “hi/hey/hello” in your first message. Try telling me which end product of a potato 🥔 is your favorite, because then i’ll know you read this whole thing.