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The new year started; ’tis Jan of ’24
“This year”, I thought. “I’ll shag a redditor for sure”
Along came Feb, I posted in Affairs
We swapped pics; she said “Thought you’d have more hair”
March saw me volunteering for a passionate muff-dive
A million men also did so, give or take five
My April R4R was witty, she said “I can host”
Next thing I know, I’m talking to a ghost
I really thought I’d struck gold with a hottie in May
“Will you sub to my OF” was what she had to say
’Twas June and I thought, “we’re getting on all right”
Wasn’t really expecting “I like my men white”
July had a find; finally summer
She's halfway around the world; what a bummer
Hope dwindles yes, but the search is still on
By now, I'm sure even you're beginning to yawn
So I’m 36, I’m a Dad, heart’s in the right place
I keep myself fit and have a nice face
If I’m your type, you might be in luck
I’ll make you laugh and I’m a good fuck
Flirting, banter, late night chats
I'd love to talk to you about this and that
Pillow princess or super mum
DM me, lets meet and I'll make you cum
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