The truly desperate might take a five-year shift on the Rippling Wall; Caelondia would never let a Mason's family starve. The Kid didn't have a family when he came back, so he headed back to the Wall. When he returned, he fought to bring back a city that never once did him a kindness.

Passive:* Bullhead Shield:* Whenever the Kid is attacked by a champion or monster or targeted with an ability, if his next attack hits that champion or monster, it deals X% damage. 4 second CD, buff must be used within 2 seconds.

Additionally, there is a global cooldown for The Kid's three non-ultimate abilities. After using Q,W, or E, there is a ~6 second period in which he may not use any ability except the last one used, or R.

Q: Graver's Gash / Slinger's Speed: A short dash (can't pass through walls) followed by an attack speed steroid; melee attacks while it's active inflict a Physical-Damage DoT that slows. Duration ~2-4 seconds, CD ~6-10 seconds. Uses Machete/Pistols

W: Mason's Strength / Trigger's Focus: If in melee range, strong stun that procs on-hits. Outside melee range, skillshot nuke with a short stun; still procs on-hits. CD 6-12 seconds. Uses Hammer/Carbine

E:* Marshal Blast / Tracker Shot:* In a short range, an AoE blast that knocks every enemy in front of the Kid back to the edge of the cone. Beyond that range, a bunch of homing projectiles (number scales on AS) that proc on-hits and follow the target even if the Kid loses sight. CD 4-10 seconds. Uses Musket/Repeater

R: Calamity Cannon: Skillshot Nuke. Continues until it hits a target, then explodes with an AoE similar to Ziggs ultimate.

If it isn't obvious, this is The Kid from Bastion. If I didn't include the weapons from your favorite loadout, I apologize, but there was limited space to include all 14 weapons. This champion might be resourceless, or possibly Energy; I didn't give that much thought.