Hi DPP,

Unfortunately, I have a BIG problem. While I’ve had plenty of girlfriends, including many who were willing to go the distance, the only word I can use to describe my sex life is… disappointing. My partners enthusiasm was there, I took all the proper steps - romance, foreplay, cunningilingus so good that it would make a card carrying lesbian cry tears of ecstasy. So why are things disappointing?

Well, I can’t help that every time my soon to an ex-girlfriend pulled down my belt she recoils in terror, and quickly affirms that “there’s no way you’re putting THAT thing inside me.” And now I am married, and she’s happy to reap the benefits of my oral skills, but she never lets me come even close to the Holy land.

And then I meet you. Hot, sexy, kind, perfect… and a huge size queen, although I don’t know it yet. Upon meeting you, I sense that you might be the one, the person who can finally satisfy me, and being neighbors, the opportunities are there. I’m perfect for you, and might finally be able to satisfy the need desperately have to maybe, finally experience the bliss of going balls deep in a woman, and you get the satisfaction of driving my wife out of the picture to steal me all for yourself. Do you want to find out together?

Let’s discuss details with my partners before starting to set the vibes and then let’s see how it goes!

Kinks include big cocks (like beyond realistic anatomy) big boobs, big butts, cumplay, hyperthermia, incest, hypersexuality in general, raceplay, and cuckolding/cuckqueening

Limits are scat, gore, beast, noncon, toilet stuff