The year is 2025. An awful last of us style zombie outbreak happened a few weeks ago. Unlike you dumb plush city bitches I am seriously prepared for this. I have a greenhouse, a solar array with Tesla power banks, electric vehicles, vast stores of food and medicine and as many weapons as I need. I am doing well and know how to survive. I can't say the same for all of the stuck up mellinials and genzs like yourself who are dying in droves outside of my home. Fun fact, I am ruthless and consider you meat to hunt for my enjoyment. I will hunt an annoying human just the same as a deer and I will capture you and treat you like chattel.

One day about a month after all this started I am out scavenging I see you running and screaming being chased by three zombies. I easily dispatch them. Normally I would dispatch you as well and take you for meat,but my cooler is full right now so you got lucky. I figure I have a big enough surplus right now and I just scavanged four or five bags of dog food. I might as well keep you alive until I need to eat you. You thank me for saving you but I quickly overpower you and chain your arms behind your back and use a small amount of chloroform on you that I got from a drug store scavange. It isn't enough to knock you, just to subdue you while I explain your fate on our drive home. Basically, I intend to enslave you for a while and then consume you. if you obey me as my slave you will live longer. If you try to escape you will be cooked alive. If you can produce milk, I might just let you live. If you are an excellent slave you will live much longer in captivity than you would on your own, you should really be lucky that you are owned as chattel.