I dunno if you'll like this post, r/letsgetlaid. I posted it on r/amiugly in response to a fellow who wanted help with the ladies. Some of these are meant more for him, but most of them are universal.

I can't teach you how to womanize, just like the majestic Bengal tiger can't teach you to be more majestic. That being said, there are a few things that women mostly seem to like.

1) Chiseled good looks. You don't really have these. You're not ugly, but you're not Daniel Craig either. I'm lucky enough to be 6'4" and handsome. I also have a six pack without working out even a little. FOr you, maybe hit the gym. Not too much though. Just stay trim.

2) Be interesting! Do you have any hobbies? Even lame hobbies can be made to sound cool. Maybe you build model ships. Maybe you take pictures or write bad poetry. Talk about what makes you interesting.

3) Be confident. I don't really know how to teach this, you want to come off as assertive and confident without being a douchebag. It's a fine line. It's also better to be on the too-confident side of that line than on the too-shy side of that line.

4) Never let a woman (or anyone else) intimidate you. There's no emotional hurt a bottle of bourbon can't patch up. If you're nervous about approaching a woman, think of the scariest situation you've ever been in and then tell yourself that you made it through that.

5) If she rejected you, her friend will too. Never figured out why this one is, but women don't like dating their friend's rejects. So find a different girl who doesn't know the ones who already think you're a creep.

6) Be funny. This is one that's pretty hard to teach. I grew up with a father who constantly was telling wisecracks, so I get it from him. For you, I dunno, maybe watch MASH and pick up some tips from hawkeye.

7) Don't be a prude. If you're at a party, drink. Otherwise, go somewhere else.

8) Woman like intelligence, but they don't like a showoff. If you have an opportunity to share something interesting, take it, but don't be one of those guys who gets off on being the smartest person in the room.

9) No one ever got laid through just sitting around at home. Actually, I have three times, but I think that was just dumb luck. So go do something, even if you're just going for a walk around the park.

10) Read. Women think that being well-read is sexy. Being able to effortlessly quote Howl or Childe Harold (when appropriate) is attractive to everyone. It takes a long time to have read enough to have good quotes available most times. Be prepared for that.

11) When you get to the bedroom, don't be a lame duck lover. Most ladies like it when the fella takes command. Which is a great segue for our next tip.

12) Be a leader. I don't really know how to teach this one. I've always found that this one comes naturally to me, but for you maybe read a book. I've heard that "How to Win Friends and Influence People" by Dale Carnegie is good, but I can't say I've read it.

13) If you have the notion that women are attracted to douchebags, get that out of your head. Those ladies dating douchebags are mostly unpleasant ratchet girls, and aren't really worth your time.

14) Have tastes. If somebody asks you what sort of music you like and you say 'I like pretty much everything', you automatically became the most boringest person on this entire planet of earth. If somebody asks you what you like to do, have at least one interesting activity that nobody else in the room can say.

15) Don't complain. This is just a good general rule for life. Nobody likes a whiner.

16) Women don't fall from the sky, but they do pop into life at more or less random intervals. Always remember, today could be the day you have a serendipitous threesome.

17) Vocabulary. I don't know how to teach this either. I grew up in a household where my family placed bets on the Oxford English Dictionary, so this one was easy for me. For you, I don't know, read some books. I like historical fiction (you learn fun old-timey words, interesting history, and great quotes)

18) Play to win. This doesn't mean anything, but you should remember it anyway. I don't know why.

19) Artsy chicks tend to pretty slutty, but also pretty crazy. This also makes them dynamite in the sack, but it's a volatile investment.

20) Be prepared. For anything. Literally anything, all the time. Carry an 80 pound backpack of survival gear any time you leave your house. All 80 pounds should beTrojan Magnum condoms. On a serious note for this one, you should probably have a pocketknife and a flashlight (and condoms) in your backpack. This will help you with your leadership credibility.

21) Be dangerous. I don't know how to teach this, but college aged women are looking for some new experiences with some edge. This means don't take her to a museum, unless you did so on the back of a harley davidson while wearing a dragon-leather jacket.

22) Be tame sometimes. This hint is pretty contradictory, but c'est la vie (which reminds me, foreign expressions class you up. Use them as often as possible). Take em' out in a rowboat or on a tandem bicycle ride.

23) Be a good kisser. I don't know how to teach this. Maybe visit Amsterdam and ask a prostitute for advice. Be prepared to pay the full charge; it's her time you're buying. I think that's enough to get you started. I had fun writing this, and hopefully you had fun reading it.