So here's an informal PSA specifically targeted to the few people who thought they could use this subreddit to spam..

First, go fuck yourself. As mentioned in your bans, you should probably go light firecrackers up your asses or do something at least mildly more constructive.

^{(For people who weren't banned but are reading in, yes. I have decided the most appropriate way to deal with spammers without telling them to kill themselves or something crude like that, is to tell them to light firecrackers up their asses. Why? Because it would be hilarious.)}

Second, due to your repetitive nature, I decided to personally fuck with the lot of you. This includes a few hidden features to automatically remove your spam before you even make it.

Why?

Because I am. Because I used to enjoy a good troll..and I think the value of your lives are so little that you deserve to be treated like the spammy garbage you are. In fact you're so worthless that telling you this directly wasn't worth my time, to the level that I wanted to directly address you in a PSA for everyone else to look upon, laugh at, and join me in mocking you.

So as a summary..
Fuck you.
You're beneath me
You're beneath everyone else who uses this subreddit, including the thirsty, lonely, and absolute random reddit user.

To everyone else reading this, thank you for reading, I hope this was as amusing for you to read as it was for me to write...and go have fun, you lonely thirsty reddit users, you! ;) Love ya guys!