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38 [M4F] The prohibition of porn
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SirJoshua1986 is a male age 38 looking for a female
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It's just one of those days when you don't wanna wake up. Everything is fucked, everybody sucks.

Everything already seems pretty pointless, must we be pornless too?

According to my home state of Alabama, the answer is yes. They shut our shit off. It feels like a gloomy post-apocalyptic wasteland now. It kinda always did but at least we had porn to distract us.

The words of Limp Bizkit encouraging me to break stuff are playing in the background of my mind as I prepare to end another ridiculous day without access to the hub.

Bustin' nuts qualifies as breaking stuff, right?

I've related to Limp Bizkit once before but now I feel them like a motherfucker. I didn't do it all for the nookie but I definitely did some of it for it.

I'm looking for someone to use as a stand in until Alabama pulls it's head out of it's ass. I was always more into the amateur shit anyway. The frumpy ones to the front of the line, let's see those Garfield t-shirts.

Preferably 35 and over.

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