After an extensive investigation by our Foreign Minister and his staff, they found disturbing realities relating to the so called peaceful settlement known as "Wutang Resort". Despite the vivid foreign like name that would attract anyone hoping for a tropical like paradise, the realities are anything but. For personal security reasons, we'll be naming the traveling victim under the name Bob. Comrade Bob told investigators that despite the promises of plenty, the so called resort is actually an internment camp that would make Rios Montt himself filled with envy! The operator of this camp is none other than the mentally unstable comrade known as Mr. Twiggy. Our Glorious Leader of the Democratic Peoples Republic of Buenos Aires has condemned the action as "Not subtle enough" and "Too obvious for even the slowest of comrades". Promises of peace and work from such HCF members can never be trusted and should always be ignored unless they're formally approved by the infallible nature of our Glorious Leader!

The sound of cobble being uplifted from the ground has become well known in Buenos Aires. Workers have described it as "loud", "uplifting", and "a sound of progress"! Thanks to the engineering work of the ABRAXAS company under the Industrial Minister, Bmchapman, the factory has now begun the work of doubling cobble as well as smoothstone production! Unlike the fake promises of the HCF, the city of Buenos Aires promises true work for the average worker. Furthermore, all new factory workers can get a comfortable free living quarter right next to the machinery itself so that they themselves get the luxury of hearing the deafening sound of progress first hand. Do your patriotic duty for the Workers Party by joining the workforce today!

Finally, a structure has begun to emerge from the sea off the coast of Buenos Aires for all to see. For the longest time, workers walking on the coastal road questioned what exactly they were looking at. Some speculated a new hammer and sickle statue while others thought it would be a new dark structure that would block the sun itself. Such speculations are half right and only now has the true face of the structure reveal itself. Why, it's none other than a massive replica of our Glorious Leader himself! His patriotic presence blocks out the sun while at the same time, brightens the patriotic fervor over the horizon of city center with his gloriously iconic black suit. The greatness of the statue has all but eliminated any opposition from within the city thanks to a sophisticated system of cameras and experimental radio waves that help to identify potential traitors before they even begin their traitorous activities! One thing is for sure, I.....

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