Oh shit! It’s already Miller Time. I’m going to be late. I’m already on thin Blue Raspberry ICEE with my boss for not dressing in Skittles Be The Rainbow multi color yesterday.

My first thought: Thank Nestle, it’s only Trucktober the 28th! My Airbnb Long Term is due Toyotathon the 1st and I’ll still have time to come up with least 300 CVS Extra Bucks by then. I’m going to have to skip my Eating Good in the Neighborhood Deluxe, I won’t have the time to review it anyway, but I’ll be fine with my Snack that Smiles Back to hold me over.

I get to work, not enough Subway My Way points to use the close parking lot, so I am forced to use the free with advertisement lot. Spend 300 Tracfone Bonus Minutes trying to learn the Grubhub Delivery dance with an acceptable smile percentage. Ugh... Ads that require physical interaction are so difficult when you’re in a hurry.

I’m now 4 AT&T Anytime Hours late and my boss is Snickers level hangry with my tardiness.

“I swear to Amazon! I was stuck at a long advertisement!”

“There are always long advertisements this time of day.”

“Can’t you Break Me Off a Piece of that Kit Kat Bar? Just this once?”

“I’m sorry, you should have left earlier.” There’s nothing I can do.” he says.

It’s the last Cocoa-Cola Reusable straw and I’m fired by the algorithm. I have 1 Twix Moment to clean out my desk. I’m not upset, however. I leave the office with nothing but my Taco Bell Cravings Box full of my possessions and my head held high. I can always sublet my Disney and JanSport my way around South Exxon.