I'm looking for those rare women lucky enough to have been blessed with something many other women dream of having — and most men dream of enjoying. Whether you've simply grown beyond expectations or have actually been diagnosed with macromastia (and if so...oh my god), you know that there's no way that tiny body of yours was meant to support such a massive chest. Either way, it's the disproportionate-ness of them that drives me wild.

If so, you’re the one I’d love to hear from. Especially if, from your point of view, they're a bit more of a curse than a blessing. Some women with bigger than big breasts wouldn’t have it any other way, but if they're a constant source of shyness and discomfort — I'd love to know about it. If you've got a mixed or even troubled relationship with your breasts, let's talk it out.

You might dream about being confident enough to flaunt them with your outfits and revel in the reactions they get you, from tight sweaters to loosely draped fabrics that just hint at what's lying underneath. But it's such a victory when you find the perfect bras that can hold and support them the way you need, but still let you look and feel sexy and showy with them.

Or maybe you're always trying to minimize their appearance. Wearing sports bras and baggy shirts, but nothing quite seems to flatten them out the way you'd hope. And it feels like they're always getting in the way and drawing people's attention. Do you wish they were smaller? Looking at them in the mirror, feeling them sway back and forth as you move your body around, testing their weight as you hold them in your hands, or maybe even giving your nipples a firm tug, wondering how things came to be this way.

If this sounds like you, then I'd love to hear from you. Responses welcome from both women who fit this description in real life, as well as those who don't but have always dreamed about what it might be like! Either way, we can explore this shared fantasy and kink together.

If you reply, please try and be as fun and engaging as this prompt is! All too often, this prompt gets me people who write back like "Hey I've got big tits" and expect me to do all the lifting. It turns into a tooth-pulling interview and that sucks!

Come ready to chat in detail -- no single-line responses please.

Can't wait!