yeah you read that right.

to kinda keep it short and sweet, my birthday was coming up and i manifested it into the universe that i really wanted to drop some acid to bring in another year around the sun. with a whole pandemic occurring, and my recent move colliding, i didn't have many options in terms of local resources. so thats when the internet came in handy. a user posted a simple tiktok telling about how one might receive a lil bit of tinfoil in the mail for their birthday, and well, my interest was piqued. i followed the users finsta and sent a selfie of myself with the caption "not a narc just want to celebrate my birthday with flair" and within a few minutes the homie was sending me prices and gracing me with free shipping. at this point, for the price!, if it was a scam well then it's on me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ venmo completed and tracking number received, it became a waiting game. then the mailman made the delivery in time for some post birthday shenanigans. REMEMBER: TEST YOUR SHIT! luckily i had a spare test kit from college lying around (not expired, woo!) and things checked out alright. i decided to take two tabs and was not disappointed. had one of the best trips, some great visuals, and ended up adopting a kitten in the middle of it all. i sent the user a yelp style review and they found it hilarious and well appreciated!

would not recommend this to anyone! im just really bored and felt lucky during these trying times <3 stay safe out there!