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Successful Acid Dealer 101 (Be Like Bob...)
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In England, you‘d be lucky to find a “100ug tab” going for cheaper than around £5-£10 ($6-$12).

There is only one reliable street dealer I know that provides real, lab-tested LSD-25.

I used to be good friends with the guy, it turned out he was actually a really-distant relative, I only regularly spoke to him for a couple years until he quite-recently moved away to a town around a couple of hours away.

I see him now and again from time to time when he is down here visiting his family, but barely ever. For privacy’s sake, let’s call him Bob.

Bob buys the same batch everytime from the same deep-net market vendor, he sends a few (5 minimum) randomly chosen tabs from his sheet to a lab for testing.

Bob buys bulk amounts of pre-laid tabs instead of buying liquid vials, as bob is worried he may unevenly dose the tabs. Like any successful dealer, he is heavily-conscious over Quality-Control.

This is why bob chooses the tabs at random to test, to ensure that it is evenly-laid blotter. When you buy from bob, there is no-one getting better or worse tabs, as he makes sure the sheet is evenly-laid and accurately-dosed.

Figuratively speaking, it’s like a few food critics visiting a restaurant. Going undercover to catch the chefs off-guard to see if they can maintain expected standards of quality.

The design on the sheet of pre-laid tabs is always the same each time, psychedelic artist, Alex Grey’s masterpiece, Shpongled.

Not only does he buy that specific acid-containing blotter because he likes the design, he finds that the vendor consistently doses the tabs evenly, accurately and supplies pure, top-quality acid.

Bob’s stuff is unreal, not in the sense that it is not LSD or it is adulterated, the acid he provides seems ridiculously potent and visually spectacular compared to any acid I have had rated at the same dosage.

He has shown me hard, physical proof of the lab report he had received back. Each and every tab he had sent in came back dosed @ 118ug of LSD-25 and were uncut/unadulterated.

That’s only 7ug less potent than promised, it’s fairly spot-on compared to some dealers if you ask me... cough cough “300ug tabs broooo £20 a tab broooo fire brooo they real as hell brooo trust me brooo”

sold at 300ug, in reality is actually like 180ug

What happened to honesty? Oh wait, that’s never been a thing in this market.. just either tell me the truth or fuck off mate, I cba today (or any day for that matter)...

A sheet (100) of genuine “125ug” acid tabs from Bob will put you back about £450 ($540).

Like any “blotter paper dealer” who knows what they are doing, he stored it and preserved the potency fully. I sent a tab to get tested myself, just the same, 118ug.

I don’t know how to explain it, but he stored his acid in this large, vacuum-seal, square box thingy he said was actually a unit made to preserve blotter.

And not to mention it is fairly difficult to find real acid, or acid that has not been adulterated around here unless it has came from an online source.

There are barely any RELIABLE people whatsoever selling it on the streets here, I would say around 90% of the acid around here is sourced from either the deep web or online vendors (whether that be from companies who dispense research chemicals like 1P-LSD or social media vendors).

Any illicit business is a shady business, therefore there are only 2 people I trust when it comes to acid:

-Bob- no reason why I shouldn’t trust him, he has always been honest with me. He always showed me proof when I would ask for it, even though I know I
didn’t need proof. He was a good mate of mine for a few years, and
the weeks leading up to him moving
away, I found out he was actually a distant relative of mine. We had some belta times & we’ve been through
some dark days together, and if
you’re reading this, I miss you mate
haha. He was more than “just a
dealer” , he was my pal, and just happened to share an interest with me...

-Myself- You are the only person you can
trust. You can’t really trust anyone 100% no matter what. Even booze and drugs make it hard to trust yourself nowadays!!

So yeah, the acid community here is pretty much dead, and it’s a real shame, because it’s such a profound, life-changing molecule that hasn’t been mentioned here in a while, it’s a waste..😢

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