My girlfriend took me on my first **real LSD trip for my most recent birthday.**

100% best birthday present ever.

I took one tab of LSD with my girlfriend maybe a month ago by quickly swallowing it and staying in a hotel and waited anxiously for visuals that never really quite developed. I don't consider that one real.

This time I dropped two tabs sublingually. ...

She met me at my office after work, we grabbed a quick dinner and dropped two tabs. There was a charity walk occurring nearby so there were a ton of people handing out paper Chinese lanterns. We grabbed two and took an Uber to the Highline (NYC, obvi). We came up while we walked around and the trees and leaves and buildings started to glow.

We reached the north end and jumped in a cab to our hotel. While in the cab, i got a bit claustrophobic and anxious. We jumped out to catch some fresh air, and she got me to take some deep breaths to gain my composure. The visuals were intense, and all the buildings were outlined in neon colors. It was awesome. She guided us back to our hotel.

She has to get out an email before the end of the night, so she cracked open her laptop while I gave her a striptease to encourage to speed up her work. She found that hilarious, and we both ended up on the ground rolling with laughter.

Once her email was out, we hit the lights and jumped into bed. We still had one of the Chinese lanterns, which cast some really cool colors around the room.

Then we peaked and made love. It was the single most incredible physical experience ever. I felt like I was melting into her, and I could tell where my body ended and where her body started. Then I had a full body orgasm. I have never had one, and didn't think it was possible (at least not for guys). Nope - it was very real. It was so incredible I could tell if I came in her, or on her, or if I ejaculated at all. It was that intense.

For the next few hours we had more sex looked at each other's facial lines glow, and had internal conversations with each other. Every now and then we shake our heads and remind the other person where we were, what time it was, and what we were doing. It was magical.

The peak lasted about six hours, and I came four times. I don't think I've ever come four times in six hours. We then took a cold shower, which felt surprisingly really nice.

As we came down and regained our faculties over the next few hours, we talked and cuddled. We both were overwhelmed with emotions and we both cried. The weren't sad tears or happy tears, just tears. It was nice. I grabbed some coffee for us in the afternoon while she got ready for dinner. While I was walking around the city everybody was just so beautiful. It was so nice to see a little old man helping his little old wife cross the street. Kids were just being let out of school and were all happy and running around. Golden leaves were falling from the trees that lined the street. It was just so ... nice. I don't I've ever took such strong notice of the small nice things in life.

When I got to Starbucks, I was waiting for our drinks to be made, some dude zonked out drugs (tranq, heroin, meth, or fent based on his behavior) waltzed up to the counter where the pit the food for mobile orders and he lifted up his shirt grabbed the warm croissants and egg sandwiches and started rubbing them all over his stomach and chest and moaning how good it felt to rub the warm food on him. This was definitely a good reminder to stick with party drugs and stay away from the hard stuff.

I returned to the hotel, we freshened up, and headed out to our three hour, Michelin rated dinner. The restaurant crew remembered us from the last time we were there, and we had an awesome dinner. Afterwards we headed back to the hotel with all the intent in the world to up past midnight.

We couldn't. After she gave me a very nice set of custom cufflinks (her tangible birthday present), we fell asleep in each other's arms.

The next morning I woke her up my going down on her (I always wake up first, and I always wake her up by going down on her -- she loves being my breakfast). Then we brushed teeth, showered, had more sex, and then she treated me to Shake Shack before we parted and I jumped on plane to headed down south for a Halloween party that night.