So on Christmas day my dad had a Christmas party, all his friends were there as well as a fair amount of drunk college girls that came with my stepsister to the party. Booze was everywhere and I may have accidentally poured myself a glass of spiked eggnog while meaning for standard eggnog. A couple hours pass and I am on my 3-4 large glass of this eggnog, my parental figures are starting to think something is up as I was apparently stumbling and slurring my words. They put my sister to bed and while they have me awake and alone, ask me if anything is wrong. My drunk ass mind thought they had found out about my homosexuality and confessed everything in a flurry of words and tears. Everyone was caught off-guard at the knowledge and was confused for a couple seconds until they realized what had happened. Turns out they just thought that I was high or something. Passed out soon after.

Oh, and they were completely fine with the gay stuff though so that's good too.

tl;dr- accidentally drank too much alcoholic eggnog without meaning to, confessed homosexuality to dad and stepmom because I thought they were grilling me about it, they just thought I was high, all went well