To be clear, it would be you and me that would be having the sex. I don't have some pirated version of LotR that has sex in it, to disambiguate the grammar in the post title.
I'm 50, conventionally attractive, 6'0"/220lbs, green eyes and salt-and-pepper hair. I have a great job, beautiful house, charming but weird pets ... and nowhere to be on Christmas Eve. As is traditional on such occasions, I will be watching the extended editions of Lord of the Rings. How much nicer would it be with somebody watch with, snuggle, let our hands roam, gradually getting more and more turned on, until we realize we've kissing deeply for so long we lost track of the movie and it's time to pause it and give each other our full and horny attention. And then we could do it again on New Year's Eve, if we enjoy each other and don't finish the movies, because I'm also free then.
When I'm not trying to mash up nerd-culture and sex, I've got a great job, am an avid reader and part-time writer, an excellent cook, and can keep up charming patter at any cocktail, anywhere. I'm as leftist AF, but just for this one night, I don't care if you are or not. Hopefully you're cute (age doesn't matter) and either single or ENM. So much the better if you're kinky, because ... well, in the darkness bind them, right?
Also, responding to this and even agreeing to come over is not a commitment to hooking up - there are no obligations, no pressure, and we'll only do what we both enthusiastically consent to.
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