Trick R Treat! We will give you something good to eat and drink. So the week of Halloween has finally arrived, which means a week of treats, wicked tricks and debauchery and what better way to celebrate than to give a married woman the treats she’s been craving. You know those mini candies that pack a punch! Well that’s what we got! Extra bonus points if you can wear an outfit.

You are of course a married woman or maybe engaged, and don’t worry, we been with our fair share to keep a secret. Hopefully you are like Elvira but we don’t discriminate. Ages 18 to 50 something with a preference for late 20s to mid 40s. Please be drug and disease free with 420 and liquor being welcomed. We are pretty open to most body sizes, as well as ethnic and racial backgrounds. Cool lady back ladies who just want a good time are strongly encouraged to apply.

As for the main course! We are just two normal laid back buddies who enjoy tag teaming on occasions and yes we do have experience so no awkwardness from either of us. We are legit friends, like over 18 years of knowing each other so we do have chemistry on a different level. We are dad bods cause we like to eat candies and treats and we are measured at 5’5 and 6’1 with average Johnsons. We are recently tested and are drug free but don’t mind if you smoke or drink.

Of course you may be hesitant, being engaged or married and us being single but rest assure we have helped many married ladies introduced to the MFM world. We know you can’t use real numbers, maybe it’s an app, maybe it’s a work phone, maybe it’s a hidden email but we know there are tricks to get in touch. Ideally we tend to host in a room, for a safe and neutral location, drinks in public but know that’s sometimes hard with the whole public image. But we will find our way, the build up makes it that much more fun.

Hope you had a fun October so far! And have some fun plans for the best holiday of the year. Oh and just to make sure you all are reading, please tell us , your favorite horror movie. HAPPY HALLOWEEN you ghouls and Ghoulettes.