After a busy week, I looked up to discover it's the weekend, and I haven't posted anything slutty yet. Pics later (plenty in post history) but for now, here's more text than you wanted...

I’m a 5’10”, 170 fit white dude with a shaved head and blue eyes. Well-documented, thick dick and lots of experience making friendly, mindful, sex positive, casual connections with women who interest and engage me. GGG for the win (google that shit). Experience isnt a must - I’m patient and enjoy being a guide - but kindness, communication, and consent are.

Play can look like a lot of things, and I'm a big fan of foreplay and mutual masturbation and don't think penetration is a must in every encounter. I want my partners to feel comfortable, heard, and satisfied, although I am happy to take control to whatever degree you respond to.

As horny as I am day to day, I’m not desperate and would rather wait for a good fit than rush a bad match to get off with someone. I can and do say No, so please let’s not play any games - I’m too autistic to realize it’s happening anyway. It is possible to meet me the same day you DM me, but I'll still want to have a conversation and vibe check. I will want to see pics of you. They don't have to be nudes or contain your face but I like to be able to picture who I am talking to.

My advice if this interests you would be to check my profile for corny body pics and past posts with more info. If you’re still interested, DM me with the knowledge it’s just a conversation without expectations beyond using your words and not making me carry the exchange. If you're new to this I'm probably a good person to be awkward with.

Alright I think I reached my red flag quota to ward off the DMs I don’t want. Oh, wait - no sellers. OH and dudes, does your girlfriend/wife you say wants to fuck me really know you’re messaging me? I like women that speak for themselves. I also am seeking specifically afab women but want to remind everyone how important it is to welcome and support our trans family, friends, and neighbors in spaces like this. Let's not take for granted it's easier for some of us to feel safe here.

So, uh, yeah, let's play however we're inspired to. And also chill and talk and admire my dog.