You saw the costume at the Halloween store, maybe it’s the sexy cop, the sexy nurse or maybe you want to be a spooky nun or a zombie but hubby doesn’t like dressing up or maybe the outfit is so sexy and revealing that the other PTA moms would have you burned at the stake. But have no fear! We love a sexy costume or scary and even more so if we are having fun in it.

You are of course a married woman or maybe engaged, and don’t worry, we been with our fair share to keep a secret. Hopefully you are like Elvira but we don’t discriminate. Ages 18 to 50 something with a preference for late 20s to mid 40s. Please be drug and disease free with 420 and liquor being welcomed. We are pretty open to most body sizes, as well as ethnic and racial backgrounds. Cool lady back ladies who just want a good time are strongly encouraged to apply.

As for the main course! We are just two normal laid back buddies who enjoy tag teaming on occasions and yes we do have experience so no awkwardness from either of us. We are legit friends, like over 18 years of knowing each other so we do have chemistry on a different level. We are dad bods cause we like to eat candies and treats and we are measured at 5’5 and 6’1 with average Johnsons. We are recently tested and are drug free but don’t mind if you smoke or drink.

Of course you may be hesitant, being engaged or married and us being single but rest assure we have helped many married ladies introduced to the MFM world. We know you can’t use real numbers, maybe it’s an app, maybe it’s a work phone, maybe it’s a hidden email but we know there are tricks to get in touch. Ideally we tend to host in a room, for a safe and neutral location, drinks in public but know that’s sometimes hard with the whole public image. But we will find our way, the build up makes it that much more fun.

Happy spooky season! Hope the costume you pick is fun one you can enjoy or maybe we can enjoy too, either way, remember to have fun and be safe. Have lots of treats and remember that the tricks are sometimes more fun.