Well fall is here, the days are getting shorter, sweaters will soon be coming out in the chilly 78 degrees. Of course with the change in weather, out come out the basic white girls, you know the stereotype! Love their PSL, wear Ugg boots (what are those still a thing) or some kind of soft boots, got their scarf and leggings on. Of course it doesn’t necessarily need to be a white girl, maybe you are a Latino, black, Asian etc… but one thing that we are looking for is a married woman. See loving the basics is no biggie but one thing that you can’t handle is basic sex, you crave more and want more! You don’t just want one PSL, you want two with extra cream. You have this inner desire to be ravaged and lusted after, well here is your chance to make it a memorable fall.

Starters. Well we are looking for a married gal or even engaged is ok with us, do you need to be a basic “white” girl that loves everything listed above, not necessarily but it does add to the fun of having a married woman into that. We seek a partner between the ages of 25-late 50s, drug and disease free (420 and alcohol are ok) we are open to race and ethnicity. Most body types are welcome, along with heights.

As for us, well we aren’t too basic or maybe we are, does tag teaming married women count as basic? Well we are 37 and 36, drug and disease free (420 and liquor friendly), we are both Latinos, very experienced in the world of MFM. Our body types are more dad bods that enjoy eating to many candy apples and our heights can best be described as Danny and Arnold in TWINS, at 6’1 and 5’5. We are legit friends by the way, not just two weirdos that go around tag teaming, although that would be a cool story too.

Of course you may be hesitant, being engaged or married and us being single but rest assure we have helped many married ladies introduced to the MFM world. We know you can’t use real numbers, maybe it’s an app, maybe it’s a work phone, maybe it’s a hidden email but we know there are tricks to get in touch. Ideally we tend to host in a room, for a safe and neutral location, drinks in public but know that’s sometimes hard with the whole public image. But we will find our way, the build up makes it that much more fun. If possible send a message as chats aren’t really our favorite with how buggy they can get.

Well here is hoping that we may spark the interest of a lovely lady that is up to having her basic needs met, get it, needs haha oh stop. But thank you for taking time to read our ad and wishing everyone else the best of luck on their search, for whatever floats their boats.