ARE YOU READYYY FOR SOMMMEEEE FOOOOOOTTTTBBBBALLLLLLL!!

If you are a married woman and those words are a dagger through your heart, every Sunday and Thursday, Saturdays if it’s college football. You know the routine, hubby will be watching the games for hours on in, could be at home or could be at his buddies, you know there will be beer involved and lots of junk food. Meanwhile you wish that he would pay as much attention to you, hoot and holler while you show off your new dress and what’s underneath, instead you find yourself being neglected again in a favor of men pilling on each other over a ball. Fear not thought! For while hubby is busy cheering on Taylor Swifts boyfriend or the local team #GOTEAM, you can be in a different type of team building game with twice the boys and less athletic men.

Are you a first round pick? We are seeking a prospect that isn’t afraid to have a few sacs to the face and is open to having her end zone scored on a few times, bonus points if your willing to play a tight end position as well. Obviously you are married or maybe even engaged, trust us, we don’t judge. Ages 25 and above, limit is late 50s. If you are younger than 25, you can take the old college try and we will review your prospects with the scouts aka us. We are open to all race and ethnicities, backgrounds and so forth, variety is the spice of life after all. As for body sizes, you don’t have to be built like a linebacker or do you? Haha no no kidding, please don’t be more mainly than us, which isn’t hard to do but overall we are pretty open to most body sizes and heights. Please be drug and disease free, 420 is cool and so is liquor but if you straight edge, that’s cool too. Please be open minded, which if you are looking for two men, you obviously are.

Who are we? Have you see that movie RUDY about that kid who always wanted to live out his dream of playing in the big game at Notre Dame, well that’s kinda us. We dreamed big of tag teaming some of the loveliest women around and we have achieved that in our years of tag teaming, now we like to help married women who missed their chance at living their dreams. We are 37 and 36, Latinos, drug and disease free, 420 cool and liquor friendly. We are pretty average joes, the type who doesn’t appear to do this but looks can be deceiving. Although we aren’t built like linebacker or have the good looks of Tom Brady, we do have stamina and endurance and our spunky energy and enthusiasm has carried us well. We are an odd duo standing at 5’5 and 6’1, we have dad bods, we are very laid back and easy going overall.

Of course you may be hesitant, being engaged or married and us being single but rest assure we have helped many married ladies introduced to the MFM world. We know you can’t use real numbers, maybe it’s an app, maybe it’s a work phone, maybe it’s a hidden email but we know there are tricks to get in touch. Ideally we tend to host in a room, for a safe and neutral location, drinks in public but know that’s sometimes hard with the whole public image. But we will find our way, the build up makes it that much more fun. If possible send a message as chats aren’t really our favorite with how buggy they can get.

So don’t just sit back and hear hubby root for his team to go to the big game and win the championship. Try out for our positions and live out your dreams of having your first ever double team, welcome to the MFM rookie.

As for the rest of you! Thanks for reading our ad and wishing you the best in your search of fun! Stay safe out there!