I had a stellar encounter with a sexy, smart, skilled, and slutty redditor earlier today. I'm still horny but when am I not? I'm probably not looking for more sex or even foreplay beyond mutual masturbation tonight. I'm home making music and streaming shows and cleaning and edging which has been most of the past couple weeks as old housemates move out and I prepare for new ones to arrive and take advantage of an empty house.

I'm 44, 5'10" 175 give or take (i don't actually know my weight or own a scale but i am muscular and fairly lean - see post history). I have blue eyes and a shaved head, the not-bald kind, to be exact. Cock is featured in profile as well and speaks for itself. While I'm not really needing a RAOBJ after getting sucked so well today, you may want to watch me jerk off, as that seems to be a popular request lately. Dont be shy about your details. I don't really have a type, but I love confidence, and I hate pics that are obviously intended to disguise someone's body. Worth mentioning in the same breath that I hate I hate having to point out this faux pas and I hate I hate I hate Peter Pan. Seriously. Dude's a creep. But I digress. Again.

Essentially, I'm looking for a cool communicative and curious cis woman who wants to come over to chill with me and my rad small dog with the focus more on hanging and talking late into the evening, even if all that talk is about sex. Maybe ideal for someone who is new and wading into these types of casual connections and isn't sure about the combination of randoms and sex we find in the popular subs here. Someone who would enjoy company and exploration without pressure for anything physical to happen. Or someone who's lonely and horny but not up for a fuck fest with a new person. None of this to say I wouldn't love hanging with someone with a lot more experience who's ready to fuck out the gates, I'm just saying she might not get the deep dicking she needs tonight. Generally, I don't want to set expectations that might not be fulfilled.

I'm doing shit around the house and my room and would be splitting focus a bit and would hope that you're not the type to stare at a wall when not the center of attention. This whole experience should be ADHD/ASD candy. There's plenty of toys for musicians to play with (not to mention all the fidget toys), and just as I might get distracted by tasks, you wouldn't be expected to give me attention at the drop of a hat if, say, you started a chat with a redditor and wanted to stay on top of it or were busy making your way through the Great American Song Book on the keyboard.

It's probably also worth mentioning that while I can turn down a blowjob and sex fairly easily, if you want me to treat your pussy like a princess and give you a massage while you teach me how you like to be touched, it will be near impossible for me to say no, whatever lack of expectation I'm trying to set here. Also if you want to bring sex toys and just use my bed as your masturbation station with the occasional helping hand from me, that would work as well. [And be super hot now that I reread that sentence!]

Skeptical anyone will take me up on this but we've arrived at the point where I need to play with the format a bit to keep it interesting and meeting my needs. PSA: your opener should indicate you've read this, and if i can't see you in your profile and post history, let me see you, not to judge but just to give a face (or even a clothed body if that is too much) to the conversation. Half the reason I write so much is to weed out 90% of potential responses. Which reminds me- if you are a very young woman trying to hustle and get by but that involves breaking sub and site rules and wasting everybody's time, I will do my best to waste your time for a while and then report you, so you can't waste anyone else's.

Okay! Tome complete. Now to top off my internal cocktail of cannabis and adderall (mixed internally of course with the remaining cialis metabolites coursing through my veins). Be safe, be kind, and be smart out there, folks.