Please read:

• I am NOT posting looking for a hookup or ONS or an affair with a bored housewife or tourist.
• I AM posting to connect with someone intelligent and interesting who badly needs intimacy, intensity, and slut attention in her life.

About you: You're a good girl with bad thoughts, drawn to the darker corners of the Internet, and now you're here. You fantasize about being disciplined, punished, degraded, humiliated, and forced to submit to a stronger man who takes what he wants from you. Maybe someone was a little rough with you once, or maybe you've just always been this way, but for whatever reason, you need that intensity.

About me: There's a few different parts of me, which I bet you can relate to. First off, I'm a great guy, a dream guy really. I'm intelligent, honest, loyal, communicative, introspective, supportive, empathetic, optimistic, etc etc. And yet, with all that I'm divorced and still single so what does say haha. There are definitely personal and professional rewards for being a quality person that has their shit together, but pussy isn't one of them.

So why bring it up? Well, you might be one of the rare women who cares about character, and anyway, it is a big part of who I am and choose to be. If you can handle a man who sets high standards for himself, who will give you his coat when it's raining, and who might have a little more faith in you than you do sometimes, then we'll be okay.

The next part of me is just a giant smartass, and maybe you've picked up on that already. The smartass is what got me laid in HS by teasing girls mercilessly and doing the exact opposite of whatever they told me to do. Ask me if a dress makes you look fat, and I'll start making My 600 Pound Life jokes. But I wouldn't tease you if I didn't like you and respect you --- more or less haha.

Smartass me is even more fun when I get your clothes off. Smartass me will squeeze your nipples until it hurts and then make you tongue kiss me to stop. I'll tie your hands and feet, throw you over the bed, spank your ass with a belt, and then force you to orgasm, all for my entertainment and your humiliation. Look, you said you wanted attention.

The last part of me is cold and cruel and gets me author fan mail the same way that serial killers get marriage proposals. I write non-con (aka r&pe) erotica, and it's first person and it feels real because, well, you know why. If you want to know more, ask me in my DMs. It's a part of me, and I need a woman who understands it and needs it.

A few more things:

• Intelligence, enthusiasm, character, and a great attitude are what win me over. Appearance matters to me less than you think.
• I never shame women for having seriously dark sexual fantasies or for having a wild past. It's normal for highly sexual women and entertaining for me.
• Please be in the area, like within 45 mins from BH with no traffic. Otherwise it's just too far to make something work.
• I can only host about 60% of the time (child custody, older daughter). If you can't host at all, then scheduling could be challenging.
• I don't smoke or do drugs, but I will happily get you drunk on champagne or frozen drinks.
• You can find a imghost link in my history with a couple of pics. Yeah, I know I am kinda mid haha, but I do have strong hands. Oh and now you owe me a photo.

We've reached the point where you have to decide whether you're happy with your life as it is right now and it can't possibly get any better, or you're going to hit the chat button and say hello and put yourself one step closer to the intimacy, intensity, and attention that you deserve and you're desperate for. So what's it going to be? Since you're a dirty little slut with a wet cunt, I'm guessing you'll hit the button.