Hello there fellow pervs and enthusiast of adult relations, hope you are all staying dry in this thunder storm that is suppose to be of biblical proportions. Remember to have an umbrella or those jackets that are rain proof and wind proof, or wear those giant thick tiger blankets that even negative degrees can’t do anything to.

Anyways! Let’s get to the juicy good stuff! Valentine’s Day is almost here! You know the “holiday” of love and all that shit, and candies and teddy bears and flowers but of course us being two perverts with some questionable morals, we want to give a married woman a special treat for her V-day. Maybe hubby doesn’t celebrate or always forgets, maybe it’s been a long build and you need some new excitement and a pair of men that would appreciate that new lingerie set you bought. Whatever the reason, we hope to add some extra fun to your Valentine’s Day. By the way this isn’t our first rodeo with married women and more than likely won’t be our last. Yes we been with married before, lots of MFM, MFM is a top fantasy for lots of women especially those you got hitched without having one before. We do take privacy and discretion very seriously and know the rules of playing with married, from texting and fake numbers to throw away apps and code talk. If this is your first time, stepping out we do advise you are comfortable doing this and if you have experience, then we look forward to setting up a play date.

You are? Well we are looking for a married woman or even engaged for this and please spare us the white knight comments and messages concerning married women. We are open to all ages 18-late 50s but do prefer mid 20s with 30s being the sweet spot. As for body wise, we are pretty open to most body sizes, BBWs are fun but we do enjoy a active yogi we can pick up and manhandle but also love a mom bod with curves, it’s how you carry yourself and also your personality. Race and ethnicity? We are like the U.N, we don’t discriminate. Kink and likes? We do like a woman who like to get rough, obviously no marks since hubby and all but we are cool with someone who just likes good intense fun. Only thing we ask for is to be drug and disease free, with 420 being ok.

We are? We are two good buddies, Latinos, ages 36, drug and disease free, easy going, funny, our moms say we are cool, respectful yet highly kinky. We do appear like the type of men who do this and if we had a Yelp page, as would be described as the hole in the wall place that looks off putting but gives you some good ass portions and the food is on point. We come in at an odd pairing as we stand at 6’1 and 5’5, very dad bod appearance but our cardio is there, think of Danny and Arnold in TWINS. We been tag teaming for a good min so we aren’t shy around each other, so we are cool with DP or DVP.

Of course you may be hesitant, being engaged or married and us being single but rest assure we have helped many married ladies introduced to the MFM world. We know you can’t use real numbers, maybe it’s an app, maybe it’s a work phone, maybe it’s a hidden email but we know there are tricks to get in touch. Ideally we tend to host in a room, for a safe and neutral location, drinks in public but know that’s sometimes hard with the whole public image. But we will find our way, the build up makes it that much more fun.

We thank you for taking time to respond to our ad and wish you all the best in seeking what you are searching for. Stay dry out there, have your headlights on, keep your eyes on the road. Remember to be good to yourself and have fun out there.