Summary: A stranger [F] pretends to know you to get out of a creep-stalker situation and one thing leads to another. Is a proper thank you in order?

*note there are no gender-specific terms used regarding the listener, so please feel free to add/change things if you want.*

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I’ve left the sex part pretty improv-y to make it sound more natural. Take it which ever direction you want! Slow, hard, rough, dirty talk, etc. Bring up your own kinks :)

This script is made for adults by adults. Please read responsibly.

12/19/2020 posted here in response to the "pastebin purge". Msg if you'd like the script without numbering.

1. *excited/out of breath* Hey you! Sorry I’m late.
2. *frantic whisper in mic* Please play along. Don’t look. The guy that just walked through the door. He’s been following me for the last few blocks. I just came in here cause there were people.
3. *normal voice, somewhat rambling* Yeah traffic was brutal. My girlfriend’s like, “You’re never going to make it!” I had to catch a different bus and walk five miles, I swear. Total power walk from the station.
4. *laugh* So what are you drinking? Whiskey? Ooh fancy.
5. I think I want… shoot, my girlfriend told me to try the uh… *scramble for words* let me check my phone. It was like a local microbrew.
6. Do you know what it’s called? *type on phone* It has a red label… *type more* that probably doesn’t help.
7. Here, have you heard of that before? Oh, sorry the screen turned off. There.
8. *deep calming breath* What? No, I don’t know him. He was just staring at me on the bus and-
9. *sudden tone change, talking to bartender* Oh, yes can I have what he’s having? And a glass of water? Thanks.
10. What were you having again?
11. Right. Whiskey. *Nervous laugh* God, I’m shaking.
12. I’m sorry to do this to you. You were probably just having a night to yourself and… You- you’re not meeting anyone, right? I wouldn’t want to impose or-
13. What do you mean he just sat down?
14. Yeah, with the leather jacket and-
15. *to bartender* Ah, thank you. And a glass of water too? No, no worries *laugh, and pause as they get you water* Oh! It’s okay, that’s what napkins are for. Just water, don’t worry *laugh* Thank you.
16. *shaky breath* Cheers. *clink* To not imposing.
17. *swallow* Oh I needed that. Mm. *looks at glass* You have good taste. *small laugh*
18. The next round’s on me.
19. I insist. You’ve introduced me to sophisticated whiskey, how can I not. *said with a smile*
20. *smile drops* I-I’ll be fine. I’ll just wait till he leaves.
21. Not that you have to wait with me! I mean I can just talk to the bartender-
22. What are you doing?
23. I’m not *laugh* I’m not that cold. Really, you don’t have to give me your jacket. It was just starting to rain a little.
24. *small sigh* Fine. Borrow is a better word.
25. *giggle* It looks funny on me, huh?
26. *takes small sip of drink* You smell really good, by the way. Or, your jacket does.
27. Oh! Your phone’s ringing. Where-
28. Inside pocket? Other side *laugh* There it is.
29. *give time for listener to handle phone, take another sip* You’re not going to answer?
30. Ah, work call, got it.
31. *scoff smile* Why are you smirking?
32. He-
33. *whisper* I’m not going to look!
34. Is he really glaring at you?
35. *think for a moment*
36. Can I kiss you?
37. Really?
38. Good, come here. *sudden passionate kiss for as long as you want*
39. *surprisingly good kisser, moan reactively*
40. *giggle* That was- *laugh* wow.
41. *whisper* Now more people are glaring *giggle*
42. Aand there he goes. *laugh* Thank God.
43. I’m *your alias/username* by the way. *giggle* Nice to meet you too.
44. *content sigh*
45. Did you want another drink?
46. At least let me pay your tab. If your wallet’s in your jacket you can’t have it back!
47. No-! *playful sigh* Fine…
48. No! You did not! *disbelief* You did NOT just pay for mine too.
49. Really?
50. *huff, but grateful*
51. Thank you. You really didn’t have to.
52. Um, yeah I should probably head out too.
53. Oh, you probably want your jacket back.
54. Well I’m going this way too. I don’t live too far from here.
55. Yeah at the…
56. *realization*
57. It was you! You were moving in across the hall last week! Oh my god.
58. *embarrassed* Hi. Yeah, that was me. I’m so sorry about that. I’m a zombie in the mornings. *laugh* Did you end up getting your storage key?
59. Good.
60. Um, well. Here we are.
61. Did you…want to come in?
62. *unlocks door and closes behind*
63. Sorry for the mess… did you want water or anything?
64. Oh, yeah, go ahead. I think your side actually has a view.
65. But I mean, the view of the parking lot has pretty good light during the day.
66. *shy* Um… I- I didn’t mean to come across so aggressive earlier, I just thought it would be the quickest way to-
67. *moan into sudden kiss* *take a moment to breathe*
68. *between kisses* Can we *kiss* move to the *kiss* couch?
69. *intensify kisses/moans* or the bed.
70. Couch is closer *more kisses* Here, sit back. Let me take care of you.
71. *moan* Hi *giggle*
72. You’re kind of hard to miss. Oh God.
73. *hard breathing/moaning as he kisses down your neck etc*
74. *more kisses*
75. Mm… right there.
76. *giggle* You’re being so gentle.
77. *seductive* Bite me there. Mm..
78. I want your shirt off. *moan* I want everything off.
79. God I don’t mean to rush but- *kiss to interrupt*
80. There’s a zipper on the side.
81. *kisses while undressing*
82. *have a moment of heavy breathing and just looking at each other*
83. **optional condom talk and use**
84. Please.
85. Take me.
86. *more kisses*
87. *moaning/reaction to sex*
88. *improv reactions/speed/optional dirty talk. I’m leaving this as improv to make it sound as natural as possible*
89. **optional lines**
90. No, I don’t mind *giggle whisper* You can bite me harder.
91. Do you hear how wet I am for you
92. Do you like it when I __?
93. **ask for kink-specific things if you want.
    
94. Example: Can.. Can you pull my hair? *show him where/how hard, and react*
95. *Improv to climax, optional creampie*
96. *kisses for aftercare*
97. *out of breath*
98. Oh my god. That was amazing.
99. *catch breath with more kisses*
100. This seems kinda stupid to say but did you want to stay the night? *giggle*
101. Mm… I’d like that.
102. Maybe we can go slower later.
103. *slow kisses, take your time with aftercare*
104. I don’t want to move. You’re too comfortable.
105. That is true, I do have a really REALLY comfortable bed.
106. Oh? You think your bed’s comfier?
107. We’ll have to try it soon then… *giggle into more kisses*
108. *fade out kisses*