Okay so the title is probably more ominous than I mean it to be... I'm currently vibing to 'come along now' (I've never felt the need to explain why I've selected certain lyrics before but this bit specifically relates to a bit of a point if no return moment my main character is going through) whilst writing a chapter or two of my book. Well a book that I started 4 years ago amidst some good old fashioned drama and never got round to finishing.

Clearly I am a master of procrastination as I'm typing here right now instead of actually adding anything extra to the word count that matters.

But anywho. I am Scallywag. I'm here again to see if there are any other souls here in the wilderness. I'd like to cultivate some conversations that are more than the usual talk until midnight and then.. POOF.. the carriage turns back into a pumpkin.

I want to talk to people that can relate to Shrek more than Cinderella. You know exactly where you stand with Shrek. No bullshit and if your in, it's probably going to be for life.

Yeah.

This is my application as Donkey. You need an oh so slightly annoying friend that definitely rambles at 300mph (is this not proof enough for what you are about to be in for?) but is loyal to a fault, there as a firm shoulder to lean on when needed and is just fabulous in absolute every single god damn way?

Yeah. That's me.

Speak soon bitches ❤️