…No but really, this post is long af, but I hope you buckle up and enjoy this musical ride! All links are definitely SFW.

I am looking for someone to keep me company. The idea is to have someone to cut up with throughout the day, send silly pictures and memes, see where things lead and basically be obsessed with each other so much that it would make people gag. (Not like gagging is ever a bad thing...) I miss having someone who reciprocates the same kind of energy and share mutual, obsessive feelings for each other and be that everything. Like when my phone lights up, all I want to see is your name and get rushed with butterflies all over again. I just want to be neurotic like Luke Bryan.

About me:

• 5'5", chinky, brown eyes with thicc thighs, and loves French fries. Also tattooed, and not just a little.
• You’ll get texts from me at 3 am because I wake up to hit gym, which also means I’ll go silent after 8-9 pm. Sleep is important for the gainz. My squats are so deep, it writes poetry. Also, if you count lifting the fork, then I’m a total power lifter.
• If you're wondering "what kinda Asian", just think the PHO-king awesome kind. That's right. I said what I said!
• Professional when I need to be, but it doesn't mean I won't catch an attitude or be on the defense for my family and friends. I can be very intense when it comes to my friendships and relationships, meaning I give it my all. If I show a genuine interest in you, then I'm all in babyyy. I know what I can bring to the table and can hold it down on my own. Having a significant other is an addition, not a completion.
• Favorite place is in the kitchen! As much as I love to cook, I definitely love to eat. Just an amateur baker seeking for a taste tester who also loves pie made of cream.
• hopeless romantic, all day every day. Not looking for the dirty dirty right off the bat, but if the chemistry is there, in the words of Cardi B, I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage. I’m the kind of girl that your parent will absolutely love but would probably cry if they knew what I’d do to their babyboy.

What I'm looking for:

• Just recently out of a 5-year long-term relationship (3 years of it being long distance, last 2 living together). I am not opposed to a little distance because I love to travel, but it's obviously effort on both ends. You should also love to travel, because I love adventures! I will always find a way to be there for you.
• Of course, we’d take the conversation nice and slow. If you don’t know what time I’m in my drop top, cruising the streets, you’re too young for me, bro.
• COMMUNICATION - I am definitely not one to hold back when it comes to expressing myself. I definitely wear my heart on my sleeve and dear baby Jesus, I cannot read minds. I appreciate when guys can communicate well and show their emotions. You guys can cry. I promise it'll be okay. I'll even hug you and wipe your tears. Also, I love my deadlifts very, very much so please don’t hurt my back by making me carry the conversation.
• Someone who can get down and hype to the Ying Yang Twins, sing their heart out to Backstreet Boys, cuddle up and vibe with Kaskade, Illenium, Above&Beyond and chasing each other like a shot of whiskey with Morgan Allen.
• Preferably someone who enjoys staying fit and active. Never know when I might need a spotter.

I’ll send a picture in return if you send yours first. I think we can all agree that physical attraction is important, but it is not the MOST important. I would actually very much to prefer to voice chat, because there is just something about feeling someone’s smile over the phone. If you think you’re the one, send me a PM, because I don't wanna try nomore. Are you ready to take my hand on this ride because I’m waiting for you to (take my breath away. xoxo. :)

PS - Definitely not afraid to tell people we met on Reddit. LOL