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Send me a message if you feel like your day could use some witty banter.
And now a few jokes I wrote for my standup routine because it won’t let my post be so short and simple.
Men get blue balls and think that’s really bad but women… women get something much worse. Women get to hear about blue balls.
I used to teach math to children. The best part of the job was making the little things count.
To keep from being tracked online, I broke the legs off some ginger bread men. My cookies are disabled.
I went to a salad bar. They had kale on tap.
I will never covet money. Im too distracted by my neighbor’s wife.
I usually use online recipes. I tried cooking books but I don’t like the texture of burnt paper.
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