PERPETUALLY ONLINE (GENDER NEUTRAL): Looking for ways to fill those slow gaps during your day/night and potentially finding an online home full of new pocket pals.

THE CONFIDENT GUY: Flirty but generally harmless, always willing to chat with zero fucks given about who’s online. Not afraid to PM but won’t be sending unsolicited pics.

THE TOMBOY: Friendly with the guys, willing to bust balls. Partial to inside jokes and stupid triggers.

THE LIFER (GENDER NEUTRAL): Been on Kik for 3000 days, it feels like you’ve met everyone and you’re just looking for some new connections.

SUPPORTING CHARACTERS (NON-GENDER): Laugh at our jokes, play our games, be friendly.

We’re a successful group of 30-45 year olds. We play games, share pics and generally chat it up throughout the day and into the night.

Guys - we’ve got a pretty even M:F ratio, so no need to bring a female with you. If you’re fun and chatty, we’re interested!

Ladies - we screen new members to weed out potential lurkers and weirdos, plus we don’t do any of those typo triggers and other lame shit designed to ambush women.

Sound fun? Give a holler. My name is Tom and I’d love to chat. Sharing a little bit about yourself plus a photo gets you to the front of the line. Chat soon!