I live in a relatively small building complex where if you are social enough, inezakuwa nyumba kumi na ujue ma neighbor wote. So juzi some kids are playing outside my place and one of the older kids starts bullying the rest. Mimi huyo to the old ways and result to parenting/managing the situation and teaching him how to act right. This is happening on ground floor kumbe a few floors up on a balcony kuna mtu amechungulia amenice anasmile huko mbaya. I only noticed when I was then walking away from the kids..

Fast forward to Leo, I leave the house to go cop some Js coz working from home means it's always 420. Kidogo I get stopped by the WATCHER. Turns out she's this THICK milf who of course I had seen around couple of times. In fact, you have to be gay to not have noticed that Nyash. She has one kid I think and lives a few floors juu yangu.

She stops me and I kid you not, these were her words..(I swear on m life): "Hi, I can I talk to you for a second." Me:"Sure"(obviously staring at the NYASH!)..Her:"I need you..sorry I needed something from you." then proceeds to chuckle and apologize. Mimi hapo shocked to death and blood rushing to the lower brain.

She cursed and corrected herself haraka then laughed. Beshte yake hapo kando gave me weird looks so I just laughed too and told her natoka inje ya gate and will pass by and let her know when to pick the charger. Which I did, nlirudi na joints zangu nkampata bado wako kando ya gate nikamshow akamie charger and she picked from my door without getting in.

This was at 2pm today. About 10mins ago, nimepeta knock kwa mlango nikaenda kufungua. Napata ni yeye in a likkle black dress. Nimechukua charger akanisho she was hoping to find me alone. In context Leo ni Friday and I have some homies in the house juu tunaeza enda dunda.

But naona siendi mahali. If she was hoping to find me alone inakaa leo ni ile siku. Nachuja hii mbogi. Niharibu huyu. Anyone with contrary advice jiwekee ntasoma kesho.