TheGrandDalaiKarma, in association with the KarmaCourtReporter,

    presents

New Justice Times - Edition 2

The New Justice Times is the most recent newspaper of /r/KarmaCourtBlog.

• The New Justice Times is about the people of KarmaCourt, featuring exclusive interviews and revealing stunning reports about their lives of Justice addicts.

• The New Justice Times is about the the cases of /r/KarmaCourt, it's official announcements and incredible ongoing affairs.

• It is written by /u/TheGrandDalaiKarma.

The Announcements:

• /u/iolpiolp8 is now a /r/KarmaCourtBlog mod. Other positions available as Reporter, Assistant Reporter, or Assistant Assistant Executive Reporter Jr.

• Haiku month is over.

• As you may know, I, TheGrandDalaiKarma, am dead. (See case about it). After a month of absence to commemorate my death I am back. But how ?

  I tell you how. We're currently in the prequel movie that led to my death, and as such, I am still alive in this era. Simple.

• At that time, old school celebrities where still alive so you might see some people that used to be around, legends we speak to our young lawyers about:

  /u/yanky_doodle_dickwad, /u/Xav0989... /u/theatomicplayboy... brrr shivers down my spine.

The People:

• /u/ineededtosaythishere is the winner of the Haiku month.

• Found naked on the street but silent about his drug fueled night : /u/pyth110

• Were found in the closet kissing, /u/Meowing_cows and /u/ghostofwhatsianame

• /u/flamingtaco7101 is having difficulties with liquor and is struggling with a multiple personality disorder. He now wishes to be addressed as /u/PimpBot5001 and is always accompanied by a goat.

The Hot Cases:

• PPL OF REDDIT, HUMORISTS OF /R/JOKES, BASEMENT DWELLERS OF /R/4CHAN & /U/MACKSTARMAGIC VS. /U/SN3AKYMONSTER FOR GRANDCOMMENTTHEFT, MFINGDECEPTICON, FAKEFAWKES.EXE, BORROWING PLUMES, LEGRANDDOUCHEBAGGERY, KARMAWHORING AND WHAT NOT

Still unsure about what is going on, sandwiches being made.

• THE PEOPLE OF REDDIT VS. /U/CRISOTHETANK FOR FAILING TO DELIVER ON PROMISE TO SHAVE AND EAT HIS PUBES IF /U/AREBEL ACHIEVED OVER 200 REDDIT GOLD ON A SINGLE POST.

Verdict: GUILTY

• DRINKING PUBES FOR JUSTICE!

The outcome...

The Economics

• Stock Chart of KarmaCourt behavior and well being

First graph is for a month: We can clearly see that we stand at the same level of upvotes as a month ago, yet participation is increasing and upvotes are given more easily.

• Short term advice would be to place assets quickly on new products, accepting risk of lower revenue. Market is volatile.

• As seen on the second graph middle term investment is riskless, we're basically in a balanced market where everyone is quite prudent and watching for others' moves.

• Long term visibility is very good, hold onto your assets as we're seeing very good upvoting in the next month.

The Ads:

• From the Future:

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Other KarmaCourtBlog papers:

• The Aes Files: Conspiracy

• New Justice Times - Edition 1approved by Meowing_Cows 16 days ago