The Journal of Justice

Volume 3 Issue 5 - Buy now and Get 100% more Sugar!

In loving memory of all the people that were lost in the Great Mod War of 2014

CASES OF THE WEEK:

• THE PEOPLE OF THE STATE OF /R/CALIFORNIA VS. /U/ORENTHAL_JAMES_SIMPSON FOR MURDER.

From last week’s update: The bloody glove of OJSimpson showed up. The vice is tightening as Judge /u/ineededtosaythishere is probably about to do something.

• THE PEOPLE AND OTHERS OF REDDIT VS. /U/HELPMELOSEMYFAT FOR THE WILFUL MISLEADING OF REDDIT FOR OUR RARE PRECIOUS RESOURCE

One of the worst formatted trial ever, to the point of making the corpse of /u/bruce_xavier shiver in his tomb. Got dismissed based on /u/iolpolp8 decision.

• PEOPLE OF REDDIT VS. /U/DOOMJELLY FOR HOARDING

Someone is hoarding games on his computer, thousands of them and he doesn’t share. Judge Taco gets crazy with red letters.

• ENGLISH-SPEAKING REDDITORS VS. THE WORD "LOQUACIOUS" ON THE CHARGE OF LINGUISTIC NEGLIGENCE

The word loquacious is put on trial, but people get lost as they don’t know what to do about it. Lack of loquaciousness not helping the trial.

• THE MODS OF /R/CSGOMARKETFORUM VS RORYR FOR THE CHARGE OF COPYING OUR SUBREDDIT

A subreddit is accused of copying another. Rioting ensues and nuclear war is near. Check your NATO privilege.

• /U/YNOTZORNBERG VS. /U/KIMJONGILSUNGLASSES

Guilty of not properly linking a switcheroo.

• /U/ZEOFATEX VS. /R/MILITARY

Assault of a subreddit on a single man, 400 lost karma, where is the world going?

• J'ACCUSE! THE PEOPLE OF REDDIT AND A SUB THAT DOES NOT WANT TO BE NAMED VS. /U/FOXPROWL FOR VIOLATION OF SUBREDDIT INTEGRITY

Trial by X on a person, for stuffs breaking said X subreddit’s rules. All hands on deck, the Judge decided the trial will be held at sea.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

• /u/iolpolp8 is in a KC break for a month.

• After the OJ Simpson trial meets its end we will hold another trial reenactment. This time using the “behind the gif” concept, we give a video, we recreate the context of it.

OTHER NEWS:

• /r/ShamePolice has never been so close to functioning again.

• /u/TheGrandDalaiKarma cares for you. #Dalai2014

Extras:

• "Supermen of KarmaCourt: INeededToSayThisHere; TheGrandDalaiKarma; Meowing_Cows; HoodedHound”

The Journal of Justice: Serving up at a glance /r/KarmaCourt news for 26 weeks(?)

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