/u/StealthCop here reporting live from Karmacourt with his second case! There's a trial in progress, and it's a big one. One man, /u/matty555, has accused his sandwich of tasting bad. I know from personal experience that nothing is as bad as a disgusting sandwich. Not even murder. This is Stealth Cop here on the scene, and only a day late.

THE GOURMANDS OF REDDIT VS. MY SANDWICH FOR TASTING BAD

CASE Number: 14KCC-07-2fd3jo

CHARGE: Tasting bad to the extent of which that I had to file a federal case out of it.

CHARGE: Not tasting good

JUDGE- /u/TheGrandDalaiKarma DEFENCE- /u/matty555s_sandwich PROSECUTOR- /u/thegreaterrobot BAILIFF: /u/Hiei2k7

TRIAL THREAD: TBA

RECAP UP TO DAY #3 OF CASE.

/u/naughtyhegel sits down with his fellow juror, /u/salvationunending, and unwraps a sandwich. Salvation points out the lack of evidence. How do we know that the sandwich tastes bad? What proof is there? Why did you make the sandwich? Is this just a grab for that delicious sandwich karma? We shall see.

Judge /u/TheGrandDalaiKarma brings the shenanicon level down to two, and nuclear shenaniganing is imminent. A war on stale sandwiches is declared, and there is much argument over the evidence of the sandwich. /u/flamingtaco7101 also calls for a substitute sandwich attorney. Does a wounded and partially eaten sandwich deserve help? It also appears that the Judge is no longer Grand Dalai Karma, but Submersible Floatatikarma! Justice will be dispensed upon those who do not use the correct titles!

RECAP UP TO WHATEVER DAY IT IS.

I STOPPED KEEPING TRACK.

A verdict has been reached! The judge hereby orders the maker of the sandwich to death by consumption of the sandwich! Wait... the courtroom blasted? What's that supposed to-

Nuclear explosion triggers, killing almost everybody except those who hide in fridges.

And Stealth Cop of course! Gotta finish the report!

This is /u/StealthCop singing off!