PART ONE of Hard Boiled Reporting: Where Xav You Gone.

PART TWO of Hard Boiled Reporting: Where Xav You Gone.

Crashing through the ceiling /u/TheGrandDalaiKarma falls directly on his chair into the main conference room.

He cleans softly his shoulders, lifting some puffs of plaster and fragments of what appears to be a TV antenna.

• Guys, I just took a Netflix account, we didn't need that anymore, don't look at me like I killed someone.

With a muffled sound a shape falls onto the conference room table. On the man's overalls is written "TV Antenna Guy"

• Ahem, anyway. You may wonder why I gathered you here... Wait a minute. I didn't gather you here, that's conference room 2A.

With a loud crash, /u/TheGrandDalaiKarma dives through the ceiling of conference room 2B, as he lands softly in a dramatic pose, a shiny object sending beams of light through his fingers.

• aaah, conference room 2B... 2B or not 2B?

As his favorite joke falls flat like a crêpe on Mardi Gras /u/TheGrandDalaiKarma reveals the object that immediately lights the reporter's eyes with glitter, envy and lust.

It is a small Mountable Action Camera.

• As you figured out already, I got in touch with /u/Xav8989. You'll never believe what this guy is.

My journey shooted off at top speed as I met him at the Airport of Bali. Xav8989 isn't a man to fiddle with, he's sharp and dynamic man who waits for noone. I had to keep up the pace, massively working on both my physical and mental condition.

The plan was non written, maybe even non existent.

We flew for what seems to be hours, even though I had other things to worry about. During the flight Xav8989 would randomly take out weapons and we'd battle, "to be ready if it's ever necessary". I got some scar, Katana ritual sparing isn't something to trifle with.

At one point Xav8989 just looked at me and grinned, he turned his back on me and I saw a parachute strapped to him.

That's when he released the airlock.

We were suddenly floating in a pristine white landscape, mountains and peeks spinning all around. The Himalaya, humpf, how very Xav8989esque. I had but seconds to grab my snowboard and break my fall using an inflatable canoe.

Wickedly fast we danced along the mountains hilly landscape, with my head camera filming, I was going for the Oscar. But I had other things to think about, the sparkle of a blade was zeroing on me.

Slowly I closed my eyes and reached for my Chinese Spear.

• W- W- What do you mean the guy's name should be Xav0989?! Did I follow the wrong one all along?!?