Citizens of Karmacourt, the marriage and divorce business has faltered since last years attempt to make it a part of the court. My attempt to corner that niche market failed. I have since decided to present a rock solid case in an attempt to regain my status as “TheRealestProsecutorinTheHood”.

Let me begin this statement with hail gallowboob. I have accepted his “innocence” despite his various karma crimes. However as seen here /u/gallowboob made me a promise. He claimed to be my friend, no a confidant! And he has yet to send me his vacation photos, I was so excited for my new friend to share the most precious moments of his life with me. But alas, he has proven to still be a mere acquaintance.

I am suing him under the following charges: LiarLiarPantsOnFire.jpg, BreakingMyHeart.gif, HailGallowboobIsLife.mp4

Judge: /u/LostAbilityToSpeak

Prosecution Team: /u/M0N5A

Defense Team: /u/SarcasticShark1312

Gallowboob Cult Followers:

Bailiff:

Weed Dealer:

Alcohol Specialist

Pitchfork salesman: /u/PrimaryColt

The old coot: /u/TheReddestDuck

Someone who remembers me: /u/Starcaz

Popcorn dealer:

Cocaine guy who just uses his own supply:

The Guy who says he’ll do something but doesn’t: /u/zenithBemusement

Lady with the Crying baby in the back: /u/4haloture

Can't remember his role: /u/Sexy_Putin69

KC Reporter: /u/DeerGreenwood

END OF CASE, GALLOWBOOB HAS PROVIDED THE PHOTOS. https://imgur.com/OzHdBAw