CASE NUMBER: 15KCC-07-ctg7j68

CHARGE: General Anchoring Bias of the fine people of KC.

CHARGE: Hampering proper jury voting decision to the second degree. Notably as concomitant to Charge 0.

CHARGE: Disempowering the people of KarmaCourt by providing pre-made, easily disposed off decisions.

CHARGE: Obfuscation of justice by provoking unwanted debate at a time where occurrence of said argument would break due diligence of courtroom procedure

CHARGE: Discriminating against people who like to leave things up to arbitrarily-appointed legal individuals to decide, and against crazy people who would decide trials by fighting someone.

CHARGE: Karma-stealing, attention whoring bot that appears multiple times to each case. Feeding its own attention bias into our mouth

EVIDENCE: Here, requesting votes on case /u/owstarr vs. /u/Throwaway-Wolf-Attack

EVIDENCE: Here, requesting more votes on the Case 15KCC-07-3d989s!

Argument

Article 8 of the Bill of Rights States:

Redditors have the right to ask for a trial by Judge, by Jury, or by fight.

This bot, /u/kcbarexam, is shitting over our Internet Rights! It forces all case decisions to be made by a jury, without respect for a defendant's wishes. What if he wants something to be decided by a judge?! Or by COMBAT?! This is discrimination against submissive and crazy people! We will not stand for this!

Prosecution: Literally /r/KarmaCourt

Prosecution Council: /u/TheGrandDalaiKarma, /u/ineedtosaythishere

Defense: /u/kcbarexam, /u/Greedeater

Defense Council: ...also /u/Greedeater, but also /u/Yanky_Doodle_Dickwad

Judge: /u/TarJack

Bartender: /u/SquiffyMcSquifferton

Stenographer:

Bailiff BORLIFF: /u/WolfDragoon97

Karma Court Reporter:

Article:

XxExecutioner420noSc0p3xX: /u/Kell08

Popcorn Vendor-Now with more VODKA SHOTS!!!!1!!: /u/barbedvelvet

mr skeletal doot doot: /u/WarlordofMaltise

Spooky Ghost Costume-er: /u/BKmaster2580

Witnesses: /u/SquiffyMcSquifferton