I have a few questions about this subreddit.

First off, I understand /u/Corrupt_Spartan is the bartender for a few cases, but since I've seen him behind a desk with a client more often than behind the bar, may I join as a bartender? I promise not to drink all the alchole.

Secondly, I was wondering if you all would be interested in having a news article written up about all cases after they are out of court. I'll be more than glad to write about how we have people stealing Karma and being stupid.

Finally, can someone please tell me why we don't have dancers in skin tight black robes serving mini-sandwiches?

If this is not a good thing to post here, then I'll take it down, but answers will be great. Thanks.