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My friend and I have always been super competitive with each other ever since we met. From sports, to school, to video games to basically anything else that we could make into a competition. Anyways, weāve had this running joke for a while that we both think we are better at eating pussy than the other. It was always just a joke since we never really could figure this out. Until we realized maybe we canā¦
So we thought of a competition and a scoring system that would go along with this. See the below:
16 Minutes of Heaven:
The challenge to crown our pussy eating king will be determined from 16 Minutes of Heaven. As you can probably guess, each of us will have exactly 16 minutes to make our case. This 16 minutes will be broken up by:
5 minutes of foreplay 1 minute of transitioning from foreplay to oral 10 minutes of eating pussy
The logistics are something we can work on. Ideally, the participant not going will go to another room so the participant going can fully focus. After the first participant finishes, there will be at least an hour break for the judge to shower and gather her thoughts before the next participant begins. We can also meet with the judge on two separate occasions if the judge prefers that. We are open to anything so this is something we can talk through.
The scoring will be broken down into 4 parts by our judges:
How well did each participant get you wet during foreplay (score of 1-10)
How was each participants tongue stamina (1-10)
How well did each participant read your body language into doing what you wanted (score of 1-10)
How much did you want to continue your experience (score of 1-10)
We ask that our judges be impartial to attractiveness. Weāre both pretty good looking guys but you may find one of us more attractive than the. So just a reminder that this challenge is about one thing and one thing only: Who is better at giving oral.
We do not expect the receive the scores directly after all of this. We will give our judges 48 hours to think about everything before giving us our scores.
We also understand that this is a very weird ask of anyone and we know people will want to get comfortable with us before deciding to be a judge. We are willing to meet as many times as needed, together or separate, in order for you to decide you want to be a judge or not.
If at any time you want to back out of this you are 100% welcome to! Donāt want any of our judges to feel pressured and we want this to be a fun thing for everyone involved so if you arenāt feeling that way then please feel free to back out. I promise you, you wonāt hurt our feelings!
We just want to include anyone who might be interested, even if you think thereās a good chance you wonāt go through with it. Weāll still have fun hanging out with you!
Our stats:
Me - I am 28 years old, 6ā0ā, white, brownish hair and I have a beard.
My friend - 28 years old, 5ā10ā, white, black hair and has a clean shaven face (most of the time, occasionally has stubble)
Our preferences:
Have a pussy. Be DDF (we both are too). And thatās it. That is all we are looking for so if you are interested then thereās a good chance you will be able to be a judge.
Sorry for the long post, just wanted to explain exactly what weāre looking for. Not sure how many people will be interested in judging but please message me if you even have just a little interest and want to know more! We still love talking to people even if things doing work out in terms of being a judge.
Thanks for reading! Message me why you think youād make a good judge if you are interested. We are also willing to travel up to a few hours if needed. So if you are somewhat close but not 100% sure, message me and see. Looking forward to hearing from you!
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