I know
I can't find a date to play my piano for
I'll go to the dueling piano bar
It'd be nice if someone come with me
50s ave dad bod former linebacker goatee gray hair ave linebacker could use to lose lbs but I look good ave
Piano
Nimble fingers from my p
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Do you like the orchestra me Too sometimes
If you want to dress up for Halloween and be my date I likes ladies to be sexy
Be young but old enough to drink I say half my age minus 7 is sexy
Asian is ok I like petite small not big your tiny fingers can play the black keys while my ave former used to be linebacker fingers play white
It's ok if your feet can't reach the pedals I have feet
It's ok if you can't drive cause you can't reach pedals either. Then we can play piano all day and maybe bee jay
I have a knot in my back tiny fingers to massage it But play piano first it relaxes me Nothing's as relaxing as a bee jay LOL 😎🎾
For costumes let's be ebony and ivory people will think we're a chess board but we'll be 🐢 piano keys LOL I'll pick you a sunflower for your dress to look pretty it'll match your eyes
Do you drink we can have a cocktail before to get the party 📬started if not that's ok I'll drink plenty for us two both But not too much or I can't get hard for bee jay
We can get dinner first but no onions or sushi In case I'd like to kiss you. My breath is ok you only worry about my 🍄 breath🙈
Message me soon we'll make plans this knot in my back hurts ttys
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