This is a weird post for sure, but I’m a weird person so I said why the hell not? I’m on a journey to find a wife/life partner, but dating apps suck. I’ve met two women from here who I would have loved to upgrade from fwb to wifey, so I thought why not try my luck here.

I’m 31, white, six feet tall, have a college educated, and have a glorious beard. I enjoy roadtrips, museums, trivia, binging Netflix, good edibles, and bad pizza. My friends describe me as loyal, fair, and open-minded. I am also pro-Biden, pro-choice, pro-tax, and pro-equal rights. I am also putting in the work to be my best self via healthier living and therapy.

What am I looking for? A connection. That traditionally has looked like a southern woman who is single, liberal, is interested in or has a graduate degree, has thick thighs, has gone to therapy, and enjoys a good blunt. You don’t need to be those though. I am open minded as long as we click.

We can discuss what a shared future looks like when the time is right. In the mean time, let’s have a first date where we both feel good.