Trying this again, with a bit more clarification on what I'm looking for.

Me: 5'8”, American/Caucasian, 160lbs athletic/slim body type, good face.
You: murder-adverse, self-aware, attractive, intelligent, and decently hung (if a guy), or nice booty (if a woman)

Overall, I am very happy with my life and everything I have going for me...except the lack of sex. Hoping to find someone who is in a similar situation and looking for a regular, kinky FWB arrangement that is mutually beneficial to both of our cravings. Ideally, we'd meet regularly as our schedules allow and you'd take care of me. Feed me, fuck me, teach me, take me somewhere new.

If this sounds like your dream, great! The tricky part of all of this is meeting my criteria:
1. Sexual chemistry is obviously important, but equally imperative is that you aren't a misogynist, raging narcissist or otherwise bad person. While we don't have to have the same interests I need to like talking to you with clothes on, so baseline you have to be self-aware, have empathy, and respect.
2. Appearance wise, I like reasonably fit, healthy-looking people of all backgrounds with nice faces. Not into men or women who are super slender or super large, good proportions are key for me. Body hair is also something I'm picky about but have a hard time describing so I'll just say that less body hair is better, but body hair in moderation is also ok. Ideally you are between 30-40 y/o. I like a hot nerd: the more passionate/articulate you are about your interests, the more attractive I'll likely find you. Drive is sexy.
3. Please be unattached or ENM.
4. Experienced doms who have trained newbies, step to the front of the line. I skew submissive and am interested in exploring my kinks deeper, but that conversation is for the folks that meet criteria 1-3.

If this aligns with you, please send me a message.

P.S. the last time I put an ad on here, I received over 100 messages, got overwhelmed/honestly depressed by some of the messages, and gave up. So, if you're really interested, please make the message memorable. A photo does a lot but so does a well-thought out message. I'm particularly interested in hearing more about you and also any questions you have about me.

P.P.S. Also, no people with cats. Sorry, I'm allergic.

What I look like: https://imgur.com/a/GEpiqTy