Dear Kris

Are you happy? You seem to have everything you wanted. Notoriety, wealth, lifestyle, power. You emancipated Caitlyn, destroyed her life, then got yourself a security guard toy boy. But at what cost?

You have created a very unhealthy and unhappy dynamic for your children which has now trickled down to your grandchildren. All for the power of fame.

Your viewers, fans and buyers of the products you’ve created have tolerated and watched from afar over the years while you now continue to be completely tone death to what you could be doing for society to make a difference. No one, I repeat no one cares about crap make up or skincare, jeans, socks, vitamins or any other snake oil product you’re peddling this month.

Sex doesn’t sell. It’s tacky. Your girls are tacky. Trashy, uneducated and spoilt with no moral compass in their bones. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

Covid changed all of us. It didn’t seem to affect you or your mindset. No one wants to see extreme lack of wealth and desperation to remain relevant when there are people literally homeless close to your area.

No one cares when you write an Insta post claiming so and so is the best auntie, sister, friend, wife, blah blah. But we do laugh when we see the bot comments and lack of engagement on posts with supposedly so many followers.

What could you do? Start a charity Or foundation. Funnel your marketing and business skills into doing something worthwhile for real people to make a difference. This could put you on a serious trajectory and see you and your family in a different light. It could give you real clout to be taken seriously and ensure a real legacy is created for your family.

You could have even created something for the victims of Astroworld and made a platform to ensure safety at concerts worldwide.

You could be financing people with real financial and fertility issues to fund treatments.

You could be helping with social housing in LA or funding care packs (with your products!) to people that need them.

But you won’t. You’re selfish. You’d rather sit around in a beige environment with your yes people and order Kylie to do a TikTok touching her boobs. Trashy.

I had a lot of respect for you as a hustler years ago. I was wrong. When I think of the influence you could be doing especially with your skills it makes me so sad.

You’ve had your time. It’s time to go away and either regroup and do something different or spare us all of the boring shots of Kendall’s faux modelling career, Kylie’s sad and ageing face, Kim’s reluctance to get older, Khloes constant mess, Rob’s obvious distaste for the family, and Kourtney the train wreck of whatever image she’s doing this week.

God knows no amount of therapy will fix what you’ve started. But it’s time for a family meeting to see what can be done if you genuinely care about your own flesh and blood. Oh and the image, fame, money, power, notoriety etc.

PS your Hulu show is the most bland and boring production to ever grace the screen. Bin it.

PPS. Please stop filtering your photos. You’re nearly 70. Google shows us what you really look like.