So two Sundays ago (aka March 15th) 5 friends and I did a socially distant picnic. We all wanted to be respectful responsible so Henry, the person whose idea it was came up with a set of rules including

1) no contact 2) everyone brings and sits on their own blanket and eats only their own food. 3) sit in a pattern 6 ft apart. 4) take temperature before you come to see if you're at risk.

Sounds like a good idea and very cautious. But it wasn't cautious enough for Kara. She insisted we were nuts and she wanted nothing to do with it.

Which is fine I suppose. But Kara's roommate Jen did go. And when Jen got home Kara made her strip, wipe herself down with wipes and then put her clothes in a plastic bag and wash them twice on hot water.

Which seems extreme but hey she's being careful.

But then the just be black comes in. Kara has been single for about 5 months. As far as I know no previous BBC's (she had some ons since the break up and I've met a few at like brunch the next day and they've all been white dudes. Her ex was white)

Anyway this past Wednesday (3/25) Jen is n their living room and Kara comes out. She keeps weirdly trying to get Jen to go to her room. But then there is a knock on the door. Kara rushes to get it. Some 6 ft 2 black dude Jen has never met (and they are best friends and roommates of 5 years) is there and they immediately start making out.

She leads dude to her bedroom where they have loud, emphatic and frequent sex. He finally just left after they had a fight. (She has been sending our group updates. Including video of her wall that adjoins Kara's room shaking as moans come through).

Man JBB gets even a germaphobe to break quarantine.