Month in Review

Written by: u/thetitaniumtaco

This month was a busy one for sure. It started with yellow announcing our new government, the Mafia. We cut our government down to five positions and added a new flavour to everything. We were taking this month to work on internal issues and improving yellow as a whole. We created a new subreddit called r/JuiceBar where flairwarriors of any colour can participate. We started some new events here, namely News of the Union, Golden Challenge, Weekly Discussion, and Allettare. Then, we made a defensive pact with Blue. We then revamped Friends of the Union, reducing the number of tiers to only two, making tests easier to pass, and reducing the number of required OC. We also opened up the yellow server to anyone that has become a friend of the union or higher. And just around this same time, Battle 27 was announced. Once this was announced, yellow changed plans completely and got on that grind. We raided until we had the majority of totems and created many high effort pieces of OC, from a joke book to lore to daily memes. Yellow really put the effort into trying to win the totem season with Blue and trying to get our tenth battle win. All in all, I am very proud of yellow for the efforts we put in this month. Praise the Sun!

Golden Challenge Advertisement

Written by: u/thetitaniumtaco

For anyone that doesn’t know, the Golden Challenge is a weekly event held on r/JuiceBar where anyone can make original content (OC), be it art, a meme, a gif, a poem, lore, or any other form of OC, based on the prompt. This week’s prompt is Honey. You must post your OC on r/JuiceBar and flair it as “Golden Challenge” for it to be considered. Winner is determined by number of upvotes on the post, and top three get special flairs on the sub! There is only a week left to submit your OC, so get some in and have fun!

Miti’s Mediocre Musings

Written by: u/moneyistheiridol

Welcome to Miti’s corner full of all my opinions that none of you asked for.

First up is PavelDoGreat’s fluid simulation: https://paveldogreat.github.io/WebGL-Fluid-Simulation/

This works great on web browsers and on mobile. There is also an app. This is a great way to waste your time. Frankly, this is a well-designed, high quality app that is extremely entertaining.

Rating: 8/10

My next fun little musing is food categorization.

Now, if you know me you may have heard me say it before. I strongly believe all foods can either be labeled as a soup/salad or a sandwich. Now, all things considered to be an ingredient to a meal will be hard to qualify and therefore are exempt. Anything bread-like will be under sandwich.

Examples listed below.

Soup/Salad:

Cereal

pasta

smoothies, shakes, etc.

trail mix

drinks

nachos

Sandwich:

hot dogs/ corn dogs

lasagna

pizza/calzones

sushi

anything fried

croissants

Completely Accurate Horoscope

Written by: u/thetitaniumtaco

Aries: Don’t worry, you won’t be dead for long.

Taurus: You need to learn to stand up for yourself. Not literally though because your legs don’t work.

Gemini: You may be able to see the world’s impending doom, but 3D glasses still aren’t cool.

Cancer: Beware of exploding computers.

Leo: Sometimes it’s okay to be completely feral.

Virgo: Don’t put so much pressure on yourself, the universe will do that for you.

Libra: Licking people is considered rude, even if that is the only way you can see.

Scorpio: Just because you can control people’s minds doesn’t mean you should.

Sagittarius: Sweatiness is a symbol of strength.

Capricorn: Clowns are dangerous creatures that should never be sober.

Aquarius: Killing people’s pets will not get you a girlfriend.

Pisces: Please feed the abomination that you live with. If you don’t, everyone will die.

Allettare Advertisement

Written by: u/foxforbox

What is Allettare? Well, I’m glad you asked. Allettare is a CYOA-style game in which the viewers have recently been appointed Governor of a small coastal city in Southern Yellow. You get to decide on how we progress through the story through Reddit polls. There is a new episode out every day at around 9 PM Eastern time on r/JuiceBar. Stay tuned for the next one!

Trophy Receivers’ Recognition

u/BadSav - Bronze Honey

u/BowtiePepper - Bronze Glorious

u/brownboognish - Bronze Glorious, Bronze Honey

u/foxforbox - Silver Glorious, Bronze Sunshine [Associate Rank-Up!]

u/insha2 - Bronze Eagle, Bronze Honey

u/Joseph746 - Silver Glorious

u/mittelhart - Bronze Glorious, Bronze Sunshine

u/moneyistheiridol - Bronze Eagle, Bronze Glorious, Bronze Honey [Associate Rank-Up!]

u/NovelFlyer - Silver Glorious, Bronze Honey

u/thetitaniumtaco - Silver Sunshine

u/Xtianium - Bronze Glorious

u/xactavius - Bronze Glorious, Bronze Sunshine

u/Zecho_K - Bronze Sunshine

Congratulations to u/foxforbox and u/moneyistheiridol for becoming associates!

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Any yellow, Friend of the Union, or Friend of the Union hopeful can write an article for No U! If you would like to write one, submit it to me, u/thetitaniumtaco, and I will put it in the next issue!